{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Sz\u00edvdobban\u00e1s","provider_url":"https:\/\/bocsika.cafeblog.hu","author_name":"Elk\u00e9stem","author_url":"https:\/\/bocsika.cafeblog.hu\/author\/elkestem\/","title":"DAL AZ AD\u00d3R\u00d3L","html":"<P align=\"center\"><SPAN style=\"color: #663333\"><SPAN style=\"font-size: 18px\"><\/SPAN><SPAN style='font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>DAL AZ AD\u00d3R\u00d3L\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>\u00cdrta: V\u00e9rtes G\u00e1bor 1917. Budapest,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Egy \u00faj kupl\u00e9t fogok \u00e9n most \u00d6n\u00f6knek elzengeni\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Arr\u00f3l van sz\u00f3, hogy az ad\u00f3 felfel\u00e9 kezd lengeni,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Sz\u00e1z \u00e9s ezerf\u00e9le ad\u00f3 nem is jut eszembe\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>V\u00e9g\u00fcl egy v\u00f6r\u00f6s korona sem marad a zsebembe.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha egy p\u00e1r cip\u0151t v\u00e1s\u00e1rlok, belej\u00f6n k\u00e9t ezresbe,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>A suszter a j\u00f6vedelmi ad\u00f3t rajtam veszi be,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>S mert \"Schmoll\" cip\u0151kr\u00e9mmel szoktam \u00e9n a cip\u0151m b\u0151r\u00e9t pucolni\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>\u00c9ppen ez\u00e9rt f\u00e9ny\u0171z\u00e9si ad\u00f3t musz\u00e1j fuzulni.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha frontot mind bej\u00e1rtad, ez\u00e9rt j\u00e1r hadiad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha pedig elspekul\u00e1ltad, a felment\u00e9si ad\u00f3.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Eg\u00e9szs\u00e9gi ad\u00f3 is van r\u00e1s\u00f3zva az emberre,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ezt csak akkor vetik ki, ha l\u00e9legzetet veszel be.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha az orsz\u00e1g\u00faton s\u00e9t\u00e1lsz, ez\u00e9rt fizetsz \u00fatad\u00f3t,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Szomj\u00fas\u00e1god csillap\u00edtod, ez\u00e9rt fizetsz k\u00fatad\u00f3t,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha egy markos haramia bel\u00e9d fojtotta a sz\u00f3t,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Nem mossa le a v\u00edz r\u00f3lad a k\u00f6zbiztons\u00e1gi ad\u00f3t.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>K\u00e1v\u00e9h\u00e1zban feket\u00e9zel ez\u00e9rt luxusad\u00f3 j\u00e1r,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>A zen\u00e9sz a feket\u00e9hez vigalmi ad\u00f3t csin\u00e1l,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>R\u00e1gy\u00fajtasz egy dr\u00e1ga szivarra, az sem kicsinyl\u0151 ad\u00f3\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>\u00c9s ha szelel m\u00e9g hozz\u00e1ja, ez m\u00e1r t\u00f6bb mint meghat\u00f3.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha nem n\u0151s\u00fcl meg az ember, fizet aggleg\u00e9ny-ad\u00f3t,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha pedig megh\u00e1zasodik - gyarapod\u00e1si ad\u00f3t,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'>Ha boldog a h\u00e1zas\u00e9let, s egy sz\u00e1mmal szaporodott,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style='color: #663333; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size: 18px'><SPAN style=\"color: #663333\"><\/SPAN>Erre tekintettel fizetsz forgalmi ad\u00f3t.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333\"><SPAN style=\"font-size: 18px\">Iskolai, hitk\u00f6zs\u00e9gi, \u00e1ltal\u00e1nos forgalmi,\u00a0<\/SPAN><\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Vad\u00e1szati, hal\u00e1szati \u00e9s a t\u00f6bbi s a t\u00f6bbi.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">A n\u00e9gyf\u00e9lek\u00e9pp oszt\u00e1lyozott kereseti p\u00f3tad\u00f3:\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">V\u00e1rmegyei, \u00e1pol\u00e1si, vagyon \u00e9s agyonad\u00f3!\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Cukor, fegyver, \u00e1sv\u00e1ny, olaj, bortermel\u00e9si ad\u00f3\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Cigarettapap\u00edr, k\u00e1rtya, hadinyeres\u00e9gad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">F\u00f6ldad\u00f3, tr\u00e1gyadombad\u00f3, orsz\u00e1gos betegad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">K\u00e9pennyal\u00f3, \u00e9bred\u0151i, visszaad\u00f3, szunnyad\u00f3! ...\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Gyan\u00fas ad\u00f3, any\u00f3sad\u00f3, csirke \u00e9s ty\u00fakszemad\u00f3.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">S\u00f3cherad\u00f3, b\u00f3cherad\u00f3, \u00e1llad\u00f3 \u00e9s sz\u00e1llad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Kij\u00e1r\u00e1si, bej\u00e1r\u00e1si, megj\u00e1r\u00e1si p\u00f3tad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">A villanyos l\u00e9pcs\u0151in, ha elkap a rend\u0151r, az a l\u00f3g ad\u00f3.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Ilyen ad\u00f3, olyan ad\u00f3, egyenes \u00e9s g\u00f6rbead\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Vas\u00fatad\u00f3, lak\u00e1sad\u00f3, helyiad\u00f3, riad\u00f3...\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">F\u00e9ny\u0171z\u00e9si, szavazati \u00e9s kiviteli ad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Hadiad\u00f3, adiad\u00f3 \u00e9s v\u00e9g\u00fcl megpukkad\u00f3.\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Hentesad\u00f3, rendes ad\u00f3, butas\u00e1gi p\u00f3tad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Felel\u0151tlen elem ad\u00f3, jobbr\u00f3l \u00e9s balr\u00f3l ad\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Van egy ad\u00f3, mit sz\u00edvesen fizet minden hallgat\u00f3,\u00a0<\/SPAN><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">Ha meg akarj\u00e1k tanulni, ez a n\u00f3ta el-ad\u00f3!<\/SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333; font-size: 18px\">_________________<\/SPAN><BR><BR><BR><SPAN style=\"color: #663333\"><\/SPAN><\/P>","type":"rich"}